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Shea, you’re way off base here.

The Crane Kick is cool. In fact, it’s the most famous karate move in history. But it pales in comparison to the comet.

First, young-ass Elijah Wood pulls Leelee Sobieski up a mountain:

Five years later, his favor is returned:

Lord of the Rings is a 9-hour homage to Deep Impact. Comet Over Everything.

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