Honest opinion : Fifty Shades of Grey.

EVEN THOUGH IT IS SO LONG DO READ ITS WORTH YOUR TIME AND I NEVER SAY THIS ABOUT THE STUFF I WRITE WHICH MAKES IT MORE EXCLUSIVE.
I would say review but the foolishness is too high so summarized opinion.
Before movie & the book
Title : Fifty Shades of Grey
Opinion : Could be new and interesting

After watching the movie and reading the book *
Title : 50 shades of Shit / 50 shades of delusions
Opinion : pure taste for hurt and harm has been taken into account for channelizing positivity where as the only channelizing which happens would be blood. The very idea of BDSM was taken crumpled opened snipped put under the earth for 50 years burnt and the carbon presented to us with silver spoons. Anyhow this is the story which portrays the relationship between introverted Ana and christian who are in dire need of psychological assistance. On the advice of her dumb so called friend she has an interview with christian grey and there when christian is finally shown a handsome charming tight faced emotionless average sized perfectly proportionate sadist who sense of camaraderie in this situation where the person relates to the pain of the others and somehow his own pain is alleviated lays his intentions on Ana of getting laid. His experiences with other girls pointed out the vulnerability points of Ana alluring her like a snake enchanted by his aura like a snake charmer he is (perfect match, eh? ) . So when the snake finally fell int- oh sorry when the dumb chick ana fell into his trap the guy cleverly executed the push-yourself-away tactic to get her come running into his bonds (so much for 4.0 GPA in college , eh ? squint emoticon ). Christian the sadist right according to the protocol did his share of beating her up and not keeping his conscious clean by feeding her the same philosophical crap fed to him by Elena Lincoln. (the irony in the name!!!)
It took her quite some time to realize she was a dumbfuck or more like a DUMB FUCKED she soon got out. when i finally finished the book i let out a large yawn and took this immensely boring job of typing interesting stuff out for you guys but then now that i think these were the best 7 minutes spent. Please do make it a point to spit hate cuz i love pwning dumb primitive humans as they are a source of great laugh. So I would like to end by saying that its a subtle porn X-art offers much subtle with better action please do visit and donate so such movies get bankrupted and it is a good case study of how men trick and again like history taught us never learn do the same shit again so we have 100 shades of dip shit. I would also like to thank the censor board for banning this shit not because it was of its sexual content(i mean who are we kidding *points to the phone*) but for not giving the chance to them dumb idiotic indians to go in and talk about literature and movie making even thought the only shit they read would have been the names of their friends in their contact lists and their favorite show stands to be chota bheem ! For once censor board banned something worth banning for all the more wrong reasons (duh!?) thank you for reading all this and proving that you are also as jobless i am. Peace. \\//