The Template (Seven Poems)

Photo By Paul Brookes

My Scarylife
 
Scaryborn to this world 
this scaryearth I scarylearned 
 
in school, met a lass
who said she was scaryready 
 
to be scarywed, so we scarymarried 
after three months of scarycourting
 
She scarybore our first kid
after six months whilst I scaryworked 
 
in scaryemployment scaryunexpected
scarypromoted to scarymanager 
 
so we scarybought our first scaryhome,
Scaryfurnitured it, after scarydecorating
 
I had an scaryallottment where I scarygrew 
carrots and potatoes and cabbages
 
She scarydied after seven years scaryfighting 
lung cancer. I never scaryremarried
 
Scarybring up our second child,
scarytell her scarystories of our scarylived scarylife

My Freaklife
 
Freakborn to this freakworld
this freakearth I freaklearned
 
in school, met a lass
who said she was freakready
 
to be freakwed, so we freakmarried
after three months of freakcourting
 
she freakbore our first kid
after six months whilst I freakworked
 
in freakemployment freakexpected 
freakpromoted to freakmanager 
 
so we freakbought our first freakhome,
freakfurnitured it, after freakdecorating.
 
I had a freakallottment where I freakgrew 
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
 
She freakdied after seven years freakfighting 
lung cancer. I never freakremarried.
 
Freakbring up our second child,
freaktell her freakstories of our freaklived freaklife.

A Littlelife
 
Littleborn to this littleworld 
this littleearth I littlelearned 
 
in school, met a lass
who said she was littleready 
 
to be littlewed, so we littlemarried 
after three months of littlecourting.
 
She littlebore our first kid
after six months whilst I littleworked
 
In littleemployment littleexpected 
littlepromoted to littlemanager 
 
so we littlebought our first littlehome,
littlefurnitured it, after littledecorating.
 
I had an littleallottment where I littlegrew 
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
 
She littledied after seven years littlefighting 
lung cancer. I never littlemarried.
 
Littlebring up our second child,
littletell her littlestories of our littlelived littlelife.

A Madlife 
 
Madborn to this madworld 
this madearth I madlearned 
 
in school, met a lass
who said she was madready 
 
to be madwed, so we madmarried 
after three months of madcourting.
 
she madbore our first kid
after six months whilst I madworked 
 
in mademployment madunexpected 
madpromoted to madmanager 
 
so we madbought our first madhome,
madfurnitured it, after maddecorating.
 
I had an madallottment where I madgrew 
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
 
She maddied after seven years madfighting 
lung cancer. I never madremarried.
 
Madbring up our second child,
madtell her madstories of our madlived madlife.

The Smartlife
 
Smartborn to this smartworld
this smartearth I smartlearned
 
in school, met a lass
who said she was smartready
 
to be smartwed, so we smartmarried
after three months of smartcourting
 
she smartbore our first kid
after six months whilst I smartworked
 
in smartemployment smartexpected
Smartpromoted to smartmanager 
 
so we smartnought our first smarthome,
Smartfurnitured it, after smartdecorating.
 
I had an smartallottment where I smartgrew
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
 
She smartdied after seven years smartfighting
lung cancer. I never smartmarried.
 
Smartbring up our second child,
smarttell her smartstories of our smartlived smartlife.

My Screenlife
 
Screenborn to this screenworld 
this screenearth I screenlearned 
 
in school, met a lass
who said she was screenready 
 
to be screenwed, so we screenmarried 
after three months of screencourting.
 
She screenbore our first kid
after six months whilst I screenworked 
 
in screenemployment screenunexpected 
screenpromoted to screenmanager 
 
so we screenbought our first screenhome, 
screenfurnitured it, after screendecorating.
 
I had an screenallottment where I screengrew 
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
 
She screendied after seven years screenfighting 
lung cancer. I never screenremarried.
 
Screenbring up our second child,
screentell her screenstories of our screenlived screenlife.

A Dreamlife
 
Dreamborn to this dreamworld 
this dreamearth I dreamlearned
 
in school, met a lass
who said she was dreamready
 
to be dreamwed, so we dreammarried
after three months of dreamcourting
 
she dreambore our first kid
after six months whilst I dreamworked
 
in dreamemployment dreamunexpected 
dreampromoted to dreammanager 
 
so we dreambought our first dreamhome,
dreamfurnitured it, after dreamdecorating.
 
I had a dreamallottment where I dreamgrew 
carrots and potatoes and cabbages.
 
She dreamdied after seven years dreamfighting 
lung cancer. I never dreamremarried.
 
Dreambring up our second child,
dreamtell her dreamstories of our dreamlived dreamlife.