willmatic
willmatic
Feb 25, 2017 · 1 min read

A comprehensive list of shit you can ask me beside “wyd”

  1. Anything interesting happen today?
  2. What color are your socks?
  3. What foods do you hate to eat?
  4. What’s your favorite month of the year?
  5. Are you trying to improve your credit score. If so, how?
  6. Why did your last relationship end?
  7. What’s your favorite song right now?
  8. What you watched today?
  9. Do you like when your boo send nudes?
  10. What’s a dream date?
  11. How many places have you traveled?
  12. What are your pet peeves?

I think you get the point. You not finna waste my motherfucking anytime texts because you’re lame. I will leave you with the other 95 messages that I’m not going to read. Don’t play yaself hoss.

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This is Plair (Player) Made: The Blog. Uncensored & honest. Fuck you. I'll say ya name if I wanna make ya famous. G'z up. Hoes dine.

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