Other Cafes To Go Viral in 2015

• Snake Cafe (for those who don’t like cuddles/are allergic to cats)
• Cut Up Fruit Cafe (for those who struggle to peel bananas, slice oranges or disembowel pomegranates. Special of the Day: Peeled Grape, 50p each.)
• Mayo Dip Cafe (for those who like to dip things in mayo, up to and including chips)
• Potato Cafe (celebrating the humble spud in all its glory. Mash, creamed, boiled, fry, double fry, wedged, baked, jacket. No sweet potatoes allowed.)
• Biscuit Cafe (Struggling to find a biscuit when on-the-go and out-of-home that meets your portable, busy lifestyle? Pop here for all your digestive needs, ya ginger nut.)
• Instant Coffee Cafe (Sick of all those fancy espressos, slow drip coffees and long filters? We’ll stir a spoonful of Nescafe in hot water for you. Sugar is on your right, near the door.)
• Hands Cafe (cutlery opposed? Eat here using only your hands. Hand sanitiser provided.)
• Boiling Water Cafe (Work doesn’t give you tea? Cup-A-Soup bone-dry? Need to inhale some steam for that chesty cough? Hot, boiling water, plain or flavoured, served up for 30p per 100ml)
• Macbook Users And Entrepreneurs Cafe (A safe space for you to work loudly on your Macbook and talk about bootstrapping, agile development, iteration and the principles of good design. PCs are non-PC.)
• French Cafe (perfect place to wear a black poloneck and argue about Sartre, while drinking tiny cafe au lait and half a croissant. You can also stroke the resident French people, if they deign to play with you.)
• No Cafe (a cafe so niche it doesn’t really exist. Social media buzz is off the charts, physical location tbc.)