A few random thoughts i had whilst reading this:
You made me remember maple syrup snow from the Little House books and that makes me happy.
I love pickles. Pickles is also just a funny word.
Poor cottage cheese. I have moods where eating cottage cheese is more satisfying to me than eating ice cream.
Shit really loves him some candy. Shower him with candy, all day, every day. I live too far away to do so, so i will appoint a candy ambassador to do it for me.
Um, i haven’t been vulgar yet, so fuck. Fuck Shit right in the ear. That’s where he likes it, trust me.