A lion and a lioness were about to mate, then they noticed a human hiding, ready to shoot their intimate moments. The lion got ready to attack, but the lioness stopped him and said. “Don’t. You’ll be labelled as a man-eater, and hunted down. Let’s go somewhere else.” Disgusted, they left for a secluded place.

“We haven’t eaten properly for days. Please, give something, at least for our children.” A beggar family asked Jayamma. She felt sad for them, and gave them freshly boiled rice, clothes, and some money. Later in the evening, Jayamma came out for a walk, and saw the rice and clothes thrown in the nearby gutter.

“Don’t disturb me during lunch. Come later.” Angkasa angrily told the door-to-door salesman who had been pestering him for the last five minutes to talk. “Thank you for your cooperation, Sir.” The salesman replied sarcastically, and left. “I’m doomed. I won’t be able to reach the target. I’ll lose this job.” He muttered in desperation.

Bohdana, a close friend of Mykyta, has been financially helping him for years, in publishing and marketing his novels which became bestsellers. That year, he won the Nobel Prize in Literature. Within a few months, she filed a sexual assault case against him. They settled it out, and she earned millions of dollars as compensation.

My wife sadly said, “I’m sorry, love. I burnt the toast.” I said, “It’s ok, honey.” Before starting my breakfast, I asked, “Can you play ‘I’ll Survive’?’’ Confused, she asked, “Now?”, “Yes, because I’m gonna eat the toast now.” I laughed teasingly. She glared at me, and said, “I’ll play ‘Another One Bites the Dust’.”

A husband and wife were in a heated argument in the middle of the street. The husband slapped his wife. She hit back. But no one bothered to stop them. Later, a couple came holding hands. They hugged and kissed. Immediately, the people nearby approached the couple, complaining, scolding, and lecturing them on proper behavior.

“Which is the deadliest weapon for destruction, but also can be used as the most precious device for creation? Whoever answers correctly will get Tg 1000.” Teacher Batu said. The excited students answered but none of them were correct. Finally, a last bencher said, “Brain, Sir.” The teacher smiled, and gave him the prize money.

Chankrisna, sitting in a pickup truck, signaled the car behind him to overtake. It tried, but a bus came in the opposite lane. Chankrisna laughed. It happened twice. Third time, the car rushed just to see a hauler in front of it. The car, losing control, hit his truck. The truck crashed into a hotel.

“Come on. It doesn’t have beef.” Peter assured his Hindu classmate. After the Hindu took a bite, Peter said, “Oops! I think this might have had beef.” He giggled along with other classmates. Then, a Muslim approached Peter, “Excuse me, is there any halal restaurant nearby?”, “Yeah. I’ll show you.” With respect, Peter led him.