“Never Go Full Brexit!”

“Derp!” “No more unelected officials making up our laws!”

That both the Official, and Unofficial, Vote Leave campaigns lied during their trails around the home nations, has become deafeningly clear in the post Brexit fallout.

Prophet of Independence, Nigel Farage, wasted no time in back-tracking on the claims made by the monster he nurtured; appearing on national breakfast television only hours after the result become known, to back-pedal on claims made by his camp. He would resign only a few weeks after his “victory”.

Like the claims of so many false prophets (blogs on Abraham, Jesus and Mohamed to come), the claims of Farage et al began to tumble as soon as the general masses were forced into scrutinizing them.

Dangerous ideologies tend to be ignored until they are thrust upon an unwanting people.

Those who had successfully voted to Leave, decried the rage expressed by those who had assumed they were safely to Remain, as a brattish tantrum. In truth, the “brattish tantrum” was the unanimous below of a people bewildered that so many had been hoodwinked by the lies and falsehoods of so few.

The victorious sneers of Vote Leave rapidly became pleas for unanimity, as the Remain Camp began exposing the lies of the Out Campaign, along with the idiocies that it had promoted, across social and traditional medias.

Unassuming Out Voters became confused, were they the baddies?

The NHS, it turned out, would not be getting the £350 million a week, as was immorally suggested by the Brexit Bus. The British Economy did indeed, and very quickly, lose it’s status as the fifth largest Economy in the world, to the bloody French no less. And it was soon realised, that leaving the EU would in fact, give Britain no greater control of her boarders at all, especially if her own electorate wanted to remain free to live and work across the EU as they had been doing so, so “migrantly” and happily, for or so long.

One of the more frustrating “arguments” to pull out of the Union, blurted out repeatedly by Leave Campaigners, was that the Brussels Assembly is populated by unelected officials.

This is, in some sense, true.

However whether or not the European Union is populated with unelected bureaucrats appears a long sighted grievance, when the United Kingdoms’ own Parliamentary system is considered for just a moment.

If you are fortunate enough to reside in England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland then you are governed by The Parliament of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Parliament, for short.

This parliament, old and regal, has evolved over many years into two chambers, or houses. Technically the Monarchy holds a third realm of influence, though its presence is now more traditional than functional. Like male nipples for example.

One House, at the lower level, is composed of the Commoners. The other house, at the upper level, is composed of the Lords.

Both houses debate British legislation.

Only one house has members elected by “We The People” however.

Throughout the prolonged buildup of, and ferocious backlash to, the EU Referendum and its’ resulting Brexit, the House of Lords largely escaped focus despite the unlected officials of Brussels being such a focal point for the Leavers.

It was almost as if unelected Bureaucrats were only an issue if they were foreign, despite most British Lords being far more alien to UK commoners than the average EU politician.

Or perhaps unlelected officials were never truly the issue. Regardless, the double standard was irritatingly overlooked.

My partner, Glaswegian by birth, was able to study Government & Politics at the Standard Grade stage, which is Scotland’s equivalent to England’s GCSE tier. I, a Londoner by birth, was not able to study Government & Politics until the A Level stage.

Perhaps Scotland’s decision to Vote Remain reflected a population with a better understanding of british politics than their English brethren.

There are fantastic benefits to Brexit. Underlying divisions in the United kingdom finally exposed; Politics rather than food pics on Social Media, and a generation inspired to go out and vote.

These just aren’t the benefits that the Vote Leave campaign had longed for.

The United Kingdom is now close to appointing an unelected official as Prime Minister.

Ironic as it is amusing, Theresa May rallied against the Brexit during the buildup to the EU Referendum however this poll has now lead her on to the Westminster hot seat.

Vote Leave have now seen their leaders leave, their foes take power, and the promises made to them, fade away.

The lesson to be learnt, is to never, ever, go full Brexit.

If Vote Leave can organise a referendum on having the House of Lords abolished, then that would be intelligent people power!

The quite frankly, Dope As F*ck track used on the film, is “Unknown Things” by Robbero, whos music can be found across ccMixter!