I Am A Cyclist, And I Am Here To Fuck You Up
kelly catchpole

dear pitchpole,

I trust this is another ‘clever’ untrustworthy narrator story with the aim of obliquely bringing cyclist safety to the forefront, which my Bianchi and I appreciate…

…or you’re a modern dada-esque anti-rational type who encourages homo-beastial sex, poisoning children, walking off high-rise roofs, and men slicing off their penises with box cutters.

here: let me subject YOU to a little unasked for mind bending: ayn rand teaches that A is A. Is that clear? Do I need to repeat it? A video, perhaps, or power point? very good. now then, if A is A (and it is), A therefore cannot be both A and NOT A. It must be one or the other.

Now go lay down and let that little gleam of rationality calm your swirling universe and bring everything back down to the ground, and thus having gained a firm foundation, bike on!

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