Sharon off EastendersWayne Power·Follow1 min read·Feb 18, 2019--ListenShareThe queen in The Queen VicStrutting round the SquareIn love and war , not alls been fairAdored by all gendersSharon off EastendersDid you ever deduceWho you wanted to seduceWas it Grant or was it Phil ?Blonde hair , lippy , you loved a cheap thrillA side eye here , as Dirty Den and AngieWould scream and shoutPeggy Mitchell , Dot CottonSharon off EastendersBlonde hair , filthy poutYou were always a gowlerYourself and Michelle FowlerA silky blouse in black or tealAs you sat sipping teaWith what’s his face , Ian BealeSend your broken heart to the mendersSharon off EastendersWere you filled with dread ?When Dirty Den came back from the deadDid you giggle like a schoolgirl ?When toy boy Keanu got you into bedDid you feel the snub ?When Peggy Mitchell roared“Gerrouta ma pub “All that drama , all those menThat vowed to love you tenderDuff duff duffSharon off Eastenders