Free advice to Kerala metalheads
Free advice to metalheads in Kerala — Keep your metal T-shirts safe inside your shelves for the next few weeks, for some media houses are busy writing stories about “satan worship”, after a gruesome murder in the capital. It won’t be long before they arrive at some kind of twisted connection between satan worship and metal music. And, then you are done for!
To the bands — Keep an eye out on the news sites, to see whether your album covers or your own band photographs are being used as “representational” images for stories on “satan worship”. Also, hide your long locks.
A clueless bunch is on the prowl, beware