15 Casual questions to ask if you are trying to figure out if your evil friend is Hitler incarnate

  1. Winston Churchill, how do you feel about him? I think he is a rather chill fellow, how about you?
  2. Have you ever been rejected from art school?
  3. Eastern Europe, have you ever tried to infringe their borders?
  4. How fluent are you in German?
  5. Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you are trying to create a pact with Stalin? Perhaps for an occasional, casual carpool to work?
  6. Have you ever watched the show Glee?
  7. When faced with regular stresses of life/work do you feel that that root cause of it happens to be the existence of Jewish people?
  8. Poland has some nice historical and architectural art pieces. Would you like to burn it all?
  9. Do you have a dog? Is it a German Shepard? Do you want to poison it?
  10. I see that you have been pinteresting a lot of Vegan and Vegetarian recipes, how long has that been going on?
  11. If you happen to fall asleep on a couch in a living room, are your roommates terrified of waking you up?
  12. Risk is complicated, multifaceted strategy game. Are you frustrated that some aspects of that game involve dice/luck instead of engaging and developing skills of brutal force and systematic human rights violations? Are you also disappointed to find out that the instructions to the game require 2–6 people, instead of a single player immersive adventure experience you originally thought it was?
  13. Do you have plants at your house? Oh. How often do you yell at them?
  14. Do you spend a lot of time on a submarine or thinking about them?
  15. Have you ever had one of those moments when you were nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize in 1939 and thought it was extremely ironic?
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