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America's lovable gay conservative. Intelligent, insightful & snarky. Don't vote with your body parts. It's gross. #DoomPatrol #NeverTrump #NeverFoley
Doer of many amazing non-gainful pursuits. Steeped deep in Twitter obscurity. Want to be best known for being a good Dad.
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