Don’t get me started on sentences that begin with “If only…” They are either tragic and sad or annoying. “If only he hadn’t stepped off the curb just when the bus was coming.” How is one supposed to respond to that? “Mm,mmm, so sorry he’s so dead?” Or what about “If only I had a a million dollars.” should I respond, “Well, ya don’t so face the fact that your scraping the peanut butter out of the bottom of the jar like the rest of us!” “If only I hadn’t read her story this morning…” My response? Mo, you are the best! Thanks for sharing your brain and humor!