What is happening to Europe?
This shocking map of Europe has red dots all over it.
How is this possible?
By putting said map into a highly sophisticated program called “Paint,” I was able to place thousands (perhaps millions, there is no way to ever be sure!) of dots all over it. Once finished with this ambitious six month-long project, I returned the image to where I found it: THE INTERNET!
And now the whole world can see this map of Europe has red dots all over it.
Like you, I have never seen so many red dots in one place. And this is coming from a man who had the chickenpox seven times in his life!
Now when you look at a regular map of Europe, you’re going to wonder where all the red dots are. The map will feel empty. And you’re going to wonder, what are the Europists trying to hide?
There is no way we will ever know what this map means, but by sharing it on the social medias and viralizating it, perhaps we can come to a better understanding of this mysterious country called Europe.
Christian A. Dumais is the Digital Content Director at Elephate, an SEO agency in Wrocław, Poland. His most recent book is SMASHED: THE LIFE AND TWEETS OF DRUNK HULK. Follow him on Twitter: @PuffChrissy.
