True Story Verbatim

How I imagine most sane people ask women out to dinner,

“Hey I know an awesome Mediterranean restaurant on second street, I go there all the time, want to check it out next week before the concert?”

How I ask women out to dinner,

“Hey, I’m going to be hungry before we get there and I’ve inexplicably been craving Mediterranean or Indian food, do you like? What I am saying is, wanna play chubby bunny with falafel balls or samosas on Thursday before the venue? Dessert’s on you if I lose best 2 out of 3 don’t sass me ok I don’t make the chubby bunny rules”

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