Confessions of a Charter School Reject: A Non-fiction Book I Could Write But First I Need An Advance

What happens when a young educator and the school he’s working at implode due to theft, negligence, shitty legislation, and lies? — Confessions of a Charter School Reject. It’ll show the horrors of the field first hand, with the true account of how a teacher can go to jail for teaching in a system so bogus and ill-managed convicted felons can end up running the show. Details include, but are not limited to, a loose rabid raccoon, a version of Napoleon’s 100 days, collapsing ceilings, lying politicians, an angry Italian convicted felon gambler who offers Vicodin repeatedly, a slutty colleague whose husband wants you to cuckold him, tax payer theft, scandal, front page exposes from the newspaper, and a talented sexy pondourous young teacher who will try to save them all, but first he has to beat charges of starting a riot and escape from prison.

This is not a joke. (It’s too painful to write though, unless someone offers a fair advance and is legitimately interested.)