Rich TaylorinThe HavenGOP Congressman in Hot Water Again for Post Blaming Asian Dry Cleaner for “Ruining White Hood and…Just hours after deleting a social media post calling Haitian immigrants “thugs” and “slapstick gangsters,” Republican Congressman Clay…Sep 264Sep 264
Rich TaylorinThe HavenWeirdly Possible Future Bizarre Headlines Concerning North Carolina’s Political LandscapeAnything Seems Possible After GOP Candidate Reportedly Referred to Self as a “Black NAZI” & Supported the Return of Slavery on Porn SiteSep 204Sep 204
Rich TaylorinThe HavenCiting Fear of Being Eaten, Snoop Dogg Joins Other Entertainers in Avoiding OhioInternational superstar, rapper, actor Snoop Dogg announced that he has cancelled all future concerts and promotional appearances in the…Sep 148Sep 148
Rich TaylorinThe HavenIn Wake of Taylor Swift’s Endorsement of Kamala Harris, Trump Supporters Vow to Kneel While…“Knees for Trump” Movement Emerges Following Music Superstar’s Surprise Endorsement PostSep 1213Sep 1213
Rich TaylorinThe HavenBreaking: Elmer Fudd Sentenced for Role in January 6 InsurrectionFormer animation superstar Elmer Fudd was sentenced today to one year of house arrest for his actions on January 6, 2021, when he and a mob…Aug 303Aug 303
Rich TaylorinThe HavenIn Wake of Triumphant Convention, Dems Announce Launch of “The Kamala H-Eras” TourLate Thursday night, a sea of red, white and blue balloons floating from the ceiling of Chicago’s United Center signaled the conclusion of…Aug 24Aug 24
Rich TaylorinThe HavenUnable to Nail Effective Nickname for Kamala Harris, Trump Enlists Help of Fifth GradersINT: SCHOOL CLASSROOMAug 2117Aug 2117
Rich TaylorinThe HavenNobody Good Will Let Us Use Their Music!Newly Leaked RNC Memo Reveals Trump Pivot to Public Domain Works at Future RalliesAug 1545Aug 1545
Rich TaylorOlympic Ratings Plummet After Peacock Subscribers Discover ALF(Originally published 8/5/24 on End of the Bench Sports)Aug 132Aug 132
Rich TaylorinThe HavenGoogle’s Latest AI Ad Unveiled: “Farewell, Gampy” Replaces Pulled Disastrous “Dear Sydney” Olympic…Spot is Tech Giant’s Latest Attempt to “Normalize” Artificial IntelligenceAug 8Aug 8