Rich TaylorinThe HavenBreaking: Elmer Fudd Sentenced for Role in January 6 InsurrectionFormer animation superstar Elmer Fudd was sentenced today to one year of house arrest for his actions on January 6, 2021, when he and a mob…17h ago117h ago1
Rich TaylorinThe HavenIn Wake of Triumphant Convention, Dems Announce Launch of “The Kamala H-Eras” TourLate Thursday night, a sea of red, white and blue balloons floating from the ceiling of Chicago’s United Center signaled the conclusion of…6d ago16d ago1
Rich TaylorinThe HavenUnable to Nail Effective Nickname for Kamala Harris, Trump Enlists Help of Fifth GradersINT: SCHOOL CLASSROOMAug 2110Aug 2110
Rich TaylorinThe HavenNobody Good Will Let Us Use Their Music!Newly Leaked RNC Memo Reveals Trump Pivot to Public Domain Works at Future RalliesAug 1533Aug 1533
Rich TaylorOlympic Ratings Plummet After Peacock Subscribers Discover ALF(Originally published 8/5/24 on End of the Bench Sports)Aug 132Aug 132
Rich TaylorinThe HavenGoogle’s Latest AI Ad Unveiled: “Farewell, Gampy” Replaces Pulled Disastrous “Dear Sydney” Olympic…Spot is Tech Giant’s Latest Attempt to “Normalize” Artificial IntelligenceAug 8Aug 8
Rich TaylorScript for Upcoming SCOTUS “Democracy is Going Out of Business” Sale!(Originally posted 7/26/24 on Weekly Humorist)Aug 74Aug 74
Rich TaylorinThe HavenTranscipt of “Brady Kids for Kamala” Zoom CallTens of thousands joined a virtual meeting this week dubbed “White Dudes for Harris” to drum up excitement for Vice President Kamala…Jul 31Jul 31
Rich TaylorinThe HavenLeaked RNC Memo Reveals Kamala Messaging CrisisURGENT: Yet Another Shift in Our Kamala Harris MessagingJul 24100Jul 24100
Rich TaylorinThe HavenBreaking: Biden Campaign Emergency Brainstorm Memo LeakedSince President Joe Biden’s debate debacle, an early-than-usual encounter strategically sought by his campaign team that yielded disastrous…Jul 12Jul 12