My Horoscope experience

I was casually reading the paper today and don’t normally read my Horoscope but it caught my eye so I read it. Biggest mistake of the day no exceptions. See what you think. It read like this and I quote:

“You have this vague notion that something is not quite right with your life but you cannot figure what.”

All of a sudden I’m contemplating life like you wouldn’t believe. It’s bad enough when you know somethings wrong and can defend against it but I didn’t even know there was something not quite right.

Maybe I’ll just start listening for my news on radio and save myself this grief.

All of a sudden I need a beer, it’s having it’s affect already.