A box just for your bread and only your bread

Now Designs Bread Bin, Turquoise Blue

Features:
 — You assume all liability if you put non-bread in this box, even if it would be an excellent container for, say, baseball cards or art supplies
 — Stylish design appeals to people who cut the cord and just have Netflix, while its single-purpose design offends those same people who are urging you to watch that minimalists documentary on Netflix. A real conversation starter, in other words
 — 362 people have bought this, so clearly its claim that its capable of holding a bread checks out
 — 45 dollars though, which is a third of the way to a minifridge that can hold way more than one thing of bread

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Here’s a bread holder that does not give a damn if you’re impressed or not