You’re definitely right.
Jessica Wildfire

Me, at the hospital: “so, can I get your number?”

*6 year old bangs head against plate glass window in the b.g., flicks off security camera.*

Me: “yeah, don’t mind him. He’ll get tired eventually. Hey wait where are you going!”

Also, the gigantic wedding band was a barrier. Though 56% of all marriages end in divorce, so maybe not so much.

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