An Open Letter From Your Shittiest Friend
Rebecca Anne Nguyen
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Wow-did you just put into words exactly the same “shitty” that I’m going through right now. It all sux right now so bad I can’t even spell sux correctly. Bug problem-check. Bathtub that WON’T come clean-check. Bathroom that reeks of piss that made its way into the heat duct (thank you boys)-check. I also over-cooked the roasted chicken last night because of “how can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all” syndrome. And that I also didn’t know about the removing the feathers first thing. Hey, it stopped clucking earlier in the day. Topped off with spinal injury and peripheral neuropathy unrelated to diabetes. So this all makes for poor cash flow, crappy apartment, and a crumbling marriage.

I just don’t want to dump all this shitty in someone else’s lap. With the exception of this digital whining, for now I want to keep it ALL to MYSELF.