So… Chris Brown, who is a trash-ass nigga, and Soulja Boy, who is an irrelevant-ass nigga, were fighting on the social medias because Soulja Boy liked a picture of Karrueche Tran on Instragram.

(By the way, I will be using their government names going forward.)

Trash-ass used to date Karrueche, you see.

So Irrelevant-Ass liked Karrueche’s picture, which, I expect that thousands of people did, but Trash-Ass got mad at Irrelevant-Ass for liking said picture and called Irrelevant-Ass and threatened to fight him. He also said disparaging things about Irrelevant-Ass’s monetary worth. So Irrelevant-Ass went into the hood and did a video talking about how he was from the hood and Trash-Ass couldn’t see him and then none of us could see him because one of the Blood homies from the block snatched his phone and we were all relieved.

You would think that would end it, but you thought wrong.

Trash-Ass then put Irrelevant-Ass’s telephone number on blast, because… why not.

Irrelevant-Ass then apologized to Trash-Ass on Twitter, but then this gets absurd.

Really. This is the breaking point.

These two are now going to box in March.

50 Cent recruited Mike Tyson to train Trash. Floyd Mayweather is said to be training EUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Let me lay this out to you really quick. A known serial woman abuser is training a known serial woman abuser to fight against a nobody who was trained by a known serial woman abuser and rapist who was hired by a known serial woman abuser. All of this over a woman who doesn’t want either of them, and has been trying to distance herself from this debacle since day one.

Oh, and they brought Rihanna into this as well, because… both Trash-Ass and Irrelevant-Ass are dirty-ass niggas.

Oh. And Mike Tyson wrote a diss song about Irrelevant-Ass. Because that’s what we do now, I guess.

This is Single Simulcast.

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