Dylan AndersonOn nostalgia and the contemporary: reviewing The Airing of GrievancesTitus Andronicus’ first full-length album is 10 years old. I encountered The Airing of Grievances in 2016, as I was expanding into the…Nov 19, 2018Nov 19, 2018
Dylan AndersonConcert Review: Godspeed You! Black EmperorCanadian post-rock experimentalists Godspeed You! Black Emperor brought their special brand of chamber sound to Minneapolis’ legendary…Mar 19, 2018Mar 19, 2018
Dylan AndersonTeachers Should Be Armed, Says Man Paid To Clean Blood Off FloorAccording to 27-year-old blood spill cleaner Steven Whittier, America’s teachers should be armed with guns.Mar 5, 2018Mar 5, 2018
Dylan AndersonGuy Wearing Shorts in Winter Must Have Grapefruit-sized Testicles, at LeastMADISON, WIS 𐆑 Witnesses noticing a student walking around campus wearing shorts despite a daily low temperature of three degrees…Feb 5, 2018Feb 5, 2018
Dylan AndersonMom Would Feel Just a Little Better About Kids Shopping on ‘White Friday’Though she permitted her two teenage children to brave early morning crowds in search of savings on Black Friday, local mother Jane Fox…Nov 24, 2017Nov 24, 2017
Dylan AndersonWhite Lone Wolf Wonders How Many He Must Kill to be Labeled TerroristWASHINGTON D.C. — Whilst fantasizing about committing a mass shooting, twenty-four year old white male Daniel Hookhead postulated as to how…Oct 5, 2017Oct 5, 2017
Dylan AndersonDiamond Digest Part Six: First half reflections and second half projections[DISCLAIMER]: This column was written on July 12th, 2017 and is the sixth installment in a series. The first five entries can be found…Aug 8, 2017Aug 8, 2017
Dylan AndersonKentucky Derby Crowd Somehow Even Whiter Than GOP Congress DelegationCHURCHILL DOWNS, Kentucky — The attendance at the 143rd running of the Kentucky Derby was found to have a higher percentage of whites than…May 6, 2017May 6, 2017
Dylan AndersonMake-A-Wish child scores concussion in Spring Football GameIn a thoughtful and generous act, the Wisconsin Badgers allowed nine-year-old leukemia patient Seth Brogdon to participate and receive a…Apr 26, 2017Apr 26, 2017
Dylan Anderson2016 MLB Awards: Predictions and ThoughtsWith the MLB season finishing last week and award finalists being announced Tuesday, here are my predictions for the end-of-season…Nov 8, 2016Nov 8, 2016