I sat there with my mouth wide open and the phone to my ear.
My eyes rolled up. It’s something I do when I’m trying to think of something. As if I'm literally trying to look at my brain to search it for ideas.
“So you want me to cover you in Jello and eat you alive?”
The guy on the phone was so excited he couldn’t even get a yes out. It was more like a “worble of agreement.”
YES! I thought. It was another vore caller.
Vore calls were a treat for me. Not because I was a cannibal or anything, but because they were so freakin’ BIZARRE. …
When reality hits listening in on “Virtual Schools.”
“Hey, why don’t I ever see you with school books? When I was a kid I had a textbook for every class except gym and lunch. You don’t even get scantron sheets. Ya’ll don’t even have homework!”
“What? You’re only class is at 12:30? The hell? You ain’t in college. You're a Junior in High School, why you got all this free time?”
“Bro, where your science class at? Don’t you have a science class? You know what that is, right? SCIENCE?”
“That teacher thinks she’s slick — talking about keep your mic on even when your not speaking. Why? So they can hear everyone burping and farting in my home? She gonna send me some money for this free webcam action she’s getting?” …
An Interesting idea…
You shall say to the rebellious ones, to the house of Israel, ‘Thus says the Lord God, “Enough of all your abominations, O house of Israel, when you brought in foreigners, uncircumcised in heart and uncircumcised in flesh, to be in My sanctuary to profane it, even My house, when you offered My food, the fat and the blood; for they made My covenant void — this in addition to all your abominations.
“I couldn’t have sex with him!” My best friend, “B”, said with a grimace. …