Trump in final grotesque bid to force himself down country’s throat.
Sarra-Jane Piat-Kelly

Are we in for the Trump’d Full Body Condom(nation), should he erupt on November 28th when he realises he’s nearly a full female cycle late to his own presidential erection? Does his medical team have a national antidote to save it from deflation over-exposure? I’d have thought the planet’s pretty much had it fill of gasses.

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