I’m lazy, suck at writing intros, and know almost all of the people who will be reading this story by name, so let’s say screw that part and get straight to the fights, since that’s what you came here for in the first place.

After a strong opening episode a week ago, ABC’s BattleBots reboot returned with its second episode Sunday night, but this time the show seemed to center around (possibly) made-for-TV controversy, rather than battling robots.

I’m fairly certain that no company has ever been behind as many great characters as Disney. It really is something to sit back and appreciate, but this is the Internet. It doesn’t work like that. Instead we must argue…