The Scream is Gone!

Who you gonna call? The Scotland Yard Art Squad, of course

Richard DiDio
FractaLife
4 min readOct 13, 2005

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Oh no! Edvard Munch’s The Scream clattered down an aluminum ladder on a frigid night in Oslo

The Rescue Artist

A True Story of Art, Thieves, and the Hunt for a Missing Masterpiece
By Edward Dolnick

Reviewed by R.A. DiDio
Philadelphia Inquirer/October 13, 2005

A screaming came across the sky …

Wait — check that. Unlike Pynchon’s V2 rocket, The Scream was wrenched rudely from the museum wall, unceremoniously lifted through a second-story window, and allowed to clatter down an aluminum ladder into the frigid stillness of a Norwegian night.

Coming on the eve of the 1994 Winter Olympics in Oslo, the theft of Edvard Munch’s iconic painting from the Norwegian Gallery was audacious in its intent and simple in its execution. Playing out in grainy slapstick, a videotape showed two thieves wedging the painting into the back seat of a small car, and then speeding off. They even had time to leave a note mocking the out-to-Munch museum security and Norwegian police.

Edward Dolnick’s The Rescue Artist: A True Story of Art, Thieves, and the Hunt for a Missing Masterpiece is a fascinating real-life tale of the theft and dramatic recovery of The Scream. It is also an informative primer on the world of outrageously expensive artwork and the eccentric collectors, colorful thieves, museum apparatchiks, and dogged investigators who inhabit it.

Charley Hill — gumshoe art expert, actor, tough-guy cop

Dolnick’s story is based on the exploits of Charley Hill, a detective with Scotland Yard’s Art Squad. Rescue artist Hill is an unlikely amalgam of art expert, actor, and tough-guy cop. He is a “combination of Prince Valiant and Phillip Marlowe” who can spot the tiniest flaw in a counterfeit Magritte yet speaks in pulp-fiction-ese: “Thieves who steal works of art were usually stealing hubcaps a few years earlier.” (Hill’s character conjured for me, a Philadelphian, an unsettling image of former police chief John Timoney attending a wine and cheese affair before heading out on a motorcycle patrol to round up the usual suspects.)

With the Art Squad called in to assist in the case, Hill leads the recovery efforts for The Scream by taking on the dangerous undercover role of an art buyer willing to negotiate with the thieves. Dolnick’s description of the planning and execution of Hill’s dangerous plan is reminiscent of a le Carré novel, marrying minute detail and harrowing suspense. Hill is understandably meticulous in his preparation, immersing himself in the art and troubled life of Edvard Munch.

It is not enough for him to be an unscrupulous art connoisseur — he must be totally convincing in his passion for the patron saint of Nordic angst. He also must have the technical expertise to determine instantly whether the work is real or counterfeit when he later encounters the thieves and their prize.

Edvard Munch

Hill’s self-told tales of derring-do are almost too movie-like to be totally true. As a welcome balance, Dolnick frequently breaks from the unfolding Oslo drama to provide an informative analysis of art theft that is equal parts history, economics, and psychology.

Stolen art is sometimes returned for ransom, although almost never at the value assigned by art experts. Fencing The Scream, valued at $72 million, would have been incredibly difficult because of its one-of-a-kind nature, as well as the global awareness of the theft. (There is also little validity to the Hollywood notion that eccentric billionaires are willing to buy stolen objects to keep in their private collections, unseen by anyone else.) Instead, art pieces are often used as black market barter for other illicit items — drugs, for example.

Interestingly, the motivation for art theft is not necessarily greed — sometimes the art is stolen just for the thrill of the theft, or to “make a statement” to the authorities or other criminals. And sometimes, the thief simply has to have a Degas on the wall of his underworld lair.

Edward Dolnick

Dolnick is the former chief science writer for the Boston Globe. In The Rescue Artist, he paints a rich background of the high-stakes world of art theft in the guise of a true thriller.

Update on Sunday, December 31, 2006

There are 2 existing versions of The Scream. The one described in this book is the one at The National Museum of Norway in Oslo. The other version is at The Munch Museum, also in Oslo. Remarkably, this second version and “The Madonna” — another Munch — were also stolen, this time in broad daylight, on Aug. 22, 2004. The paintings were recovered in August 2006. At first it was believed that the paintings had not suffered permanent damage. It is now being reported that there most likely is permanent damage due to moisture and abrasion.

Madonna — Edvard Munch (1895–96)

Richard DiDio teaches physics and mathematics at La Salle University.

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Richard DiDio
FractaLife

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