Finsta Things: Unfiltered Thoughts Edition
- “I don’t understand how people fall in love so quickly LMFAO like it takes me a good 20 mins to decide what I want to eat but takes them less than 3 mins to say “I love you” to someone that they meet a week ago” — @alcahoelics
- “I hate when my Touch ID doesn’t work on my phone like c’mon you already know it’s me with a little chicken tenders grease” — @sabwhoreina
- “3 am post typa shit, I need halal guys cart food right fucking now and if y’all THINK I won’t fucking take my ass to bard tomorrow, wait on that LONG ASS LINE, get my chicken over rice with extra white sauce and then fucking DIP and go back home y’all are DEAD WRONG” — @beezibbs
- “Once I clean up my room and get back on my skin care routine and turn in my missing assignments, and get an ass, it’s over for you putas” — @liluzilat
- “This fucking cockroach gmt” — @hasnaasf
- “I’m not going to say this again. Yes, I AM Fergalicious, and so delicious BUT I ain’t promiscuous, (and??? if you were suspicious??? All that shit is fictitious) — @heckposts
- “Do y’all eat your banana with or without the shell”
“ Stay right where you are I’m calling the police” — @asslorddom - “People who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed”
“People who sleep with one pillow make me sick” — @thomasthetalkinggengine - “We are lost in this society, it’s so sad” — @hotvocals
- “Local man paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets”
“ Lol Sabrina this is you” — @ alcahoelics
