Self-Publishing Sucks: Reworking My Back Cover

I think I like the plain, magazine type feel of it and I’ll probably keep it like this. I have to “re-release” w/ less emphasis on Amazon and createspace. I’m going to use Draft2Digital. But it’s still available there.
R o b e r t R u n
Robert is a non-college educated, Blue-Collar white male. Like all Americans, he loves sacrificing his individuality for the sake of other people’s demographics, projections and imaginations. He truly enjoys helping his fellow Americans hone their profiling skills in that way. Identity politics is probably his favorite thing. “It’s something we all share together as one.”
Robert has been putting synonyms on his oatmeal since he was a little kid. “When I started writing I thought everyone did it, otherwise what are all those words for?”
War and Vegetables is Rob’s first long form writing effort.
The Last Gas Station
At the corner of Duck and Main, the small town of Sunny Knoll, Wisconsin begins the process of rebuilding from the low intensity warfare of corporatism. People get down to business and face the task of rebuilding and cleaning up after decades of propping up artificial booms, busts and bailouts. An odd range of stories, vignettes, dialogue and deconstruction weave throughout the fun arc of this short novel.
What People are Saying
The DNC says: “This book is petulant and childish. It’s probably violent and should be on a watch list.”
The RNC says: “There’s some interesting stuff in here that we can twist around, pervert and bastardize, like everything else we do to trick the poor suckers who vote for us.”
A Reader named Donald says: “I have much better words, so much better. Believe me.”
