Robert DeaninInterstellar Flight MagazineLadies and Gentlemen, The Ice PiratesThe Whacky Star Wars Knock-Off from the 80s This Author Hate-Watched for FunDec 19, 2022Dec 19, 2022
Robert DeanThe American Machine Breaks Down Once AgainRight now, we’re standing at a moment that will show what the true colors of the American identity looks like. Americans are going to be…Mar 25, 2020Mar 25, 2020
Robert DeanGetting through Hell, one day at a timePushing my cart through the grocery store, I walked past the people in latex gloves, the ones also wearing masks, past the mothers keeping…Mar 24, 2020Mar 24, 2020
Robert DeanI will fight you over Willie Mae’s fried chicken.If there is a God, much of the proof of her existence rests on the fact that fried chicken is in our lives. Whenever I meet someone who…Mar 29, 20191Mar 29, 20191
Robert DeanHow to wreck shop on some scrambled eggs.I’m not saying I make the world’s most magnificent scrambled eggs, but what I am saying is my scrambled eggs are dope as hell. If you’re…Mar 10, 2019Mar 10, 2019
Robert DeanI’ve Seen This Story Before: The Rise of Beto O’RourkeToday, I witnessed the impossible: Texans voluntarily stood in the rain. Dads cradled babies, little kids in oversized raincoats splashed…Oct 30, 2018Oct 30, 2018
Robert DeanTexans Need to Get on Board With CBD Oil, Like NowThe first time it happened, I felt like my heart was going to explode. My mind couldn’t catch up. Every second, every movement was an…Oct 26, 2018Oct 26, 2018
Robert DeanDespite Anxiety’s Best Efforts, It’ll Never Be As Strong As My WifeQuit freaking out, my wife Sarah said, stirring a steaming pot of Annie’s super hippie Mac & Cheese that comes in the recycled paper box…Oct 12, 2018Oct 12, 2018
Robert DeanEven in Death, People Still Hate The Worst Dude in New OrleansWhat kind of man do you have to be for your family to not even want to deal with selling your stuff when you’re dead? When you’re Big Lee…Aug 9, 2018Aug 9, 2018
Robert DeanIf you’re going to be an Elite Yelper, don’t be a douchebag.Look, I get it. People don’t like Yelp because most of the people who are ‘Elite’ on Yelp usually suck total ass. There’s a whole squadron…Aug 8, 20182Aug 8, 20182
