Roberta SmytheThe one with the rose gardensCanberra. The place Australians love to hate on. Which is unfortunate because Canberra is a fucking awesome little city. And before you…Jan 31, 2018Jan 31, 2018
Roberta SmytheThe one with the prodigal daughterHello. Did you miss me? Probably not. I reckon I’m the only one that reads these stories. And that’s actually ok. I like the memories and…Jan 25, 2018Jan 25, 2018
Roberta SmytheThe one with the attempted murder: revenge of the fuckboyWell, it’s a damn relief to be writing this latest blog post because dear readers, RS was almost no more (*gasp*). That’s right. As the…Aug 31, 2016Aug 31, 2016
Roberta SmytheThe one with the charming American: tales of ambivalenceI like to think I’m a fairly accurate judge of character. I think my friends would agree with that assessment of myself. But I have a blind…Aug 19, 2016Aug 19, 2016
Roberta SmytheThe one with the all the friends: squad goalsI truly am lucky to have a whole heap of people in my life who have my back. I had another bout of the feels in the last few weeks, which…Aug 9, 2016Aug 9, 2016
Roberta SmytheThe one with sex, cigars, and whiskey: public fornication for the winBahahahaha YISSSSSSS! God I love me a bit of sex. This story has no real purpose other than gratuitous value. Which is to say, I wanted to…Jul 23, 2016Jul 23, 2016
Roberta SmytheThe one with the zone defence: tales of the spinsterThis is the story of Lost Boy. We were introduced to each other by my housemate when I crashed the end of their catch up dinner one night…Jul 15, 2016Jul 15, 2016
Roberta SmytheThe one with the insecure/ambivalent attachment style aka the 29 year old virginI met the 29 year old virgin at a bar one night along with his housemate. They were dapperly dressed, wearing coloured blazers, bow ties…Jul 9, 2016Jul 9, 2016
Roberta SmytheThe one with barista guy: a saga (episode IV)After all the feels last post, it’s time to get back on track with what RS does best. And what RS does best is tell a raunchy tale.Jun 24, 2016Jun 24, 2016
Roberta SmytheThe one with all the feelingsTo date this blog has been examining both the funny and frustrating side of dating. I’d like to take a detour today from the dating scene…Jun 18, 2016Jun 18, 2016
