Before we start: Basic rules for humans and robots

Before adding some content to my new site we have to start with the most important thing of every web project:

  1. greeting fellow monkey bots in my robots.txt
  2. incorporating some shady legal entity that provides as a proxy for all liability
  3. making sure that we legally own all human visitors of our site

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