Soggy Pizzas at 90°

Pizza: is there anything it can’t do?

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a pizza.” Jane Austen, in Pride and Prejudice

In point of fact, I am not in possession of a good fortune, which is why instead of going out to order pizza I stay home and eat frozen versions.

There was a time when frozen pizzas were engineered to be cooked in the…

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Robyn Sinéad Sheppard

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Genderqueer asexual curmudgeon. She/her/hers. Time-traveler. Essayist. "Ego sum, ergo sum scribere."

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