Three bosons for the weak force, chained to nuclei.
Eight for the strong force, bearing colors without light.
Nine when SU(3) and U(1) are unified.
One for the Dark Lord in his dark hole.

In the land of disorder, where even shadows die,
One force to rule them all,
One force to find them,
One force to bring them all,
And in a darkness bind them.
In the land of disorder, where even shadows die.