Closer Look At CNN Homepage Reveals Someone Got Really High And Thought About Sushi. (EXCLUSIVE PICTURES)
A closer look at the CNN homepage revealed that the homepage editor, Dave, got really high and, as sources reported “went down a sushi rabbit hole.”
When asked for comment Dave said, “I took the reader on a journey. The parasitic sushi sent me on a quest, much like Bourdain, for the perfect sushi,” and confirmed that he was “pretty toasted.”
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