Trevor Cohen

I'm a Pisces and a Pan American


Nuke the Whales, They Are Boring


Have you ever actually seen a whale? They are not really that great. Nobody is going to miss them. Plus they eat krill, which will be a valuable human foodstuff in the not too distant future. In other words, whales stand between us and avoiding starvation.

They must be gotten rid of.


Nuke the Whales, They Are Boring


Have you ever actually seen a whale? They are not really that great. Nobody is going to miss them. Plus they eat krill, which will be a valuable human foodstuff in the not too distant future. In other words, whales stand between us and avoiding starvation.

They must be gotten rid of.


I Woke up…


A giraffe stared me in the face as I stirred in bed. It was severely spotted and chewed cud like a cow, which made me consider for a moment that maybe giraffes were just cows that…