Results:

Super Bowl Party:

Peyton Manning’s HGH…Deflategate
NO +225 (9/4)

Super Bowl squares
N/A — no squares at my party!

Cam Newton “African-American”
NO -125 (4/5)

Referee officiating complaints
UNDER 3.5 (+180, 9/5) — I only remember 3 complaints, most by be

Concussion gets mentioned
NO -125 (4/5)

Lukewarm reaction to halftime show
NO +225 (9/4) — everyone was pretty pleased actually

Actual game:

Peyton Manning’s forehead
PINK EVEN (1/1)

Atlanta rapper on the sidelines
N/A — but Usher was in a suite!

Microsoft Surface is thrown
NO -200 (1/2)

Social media:

Jordan cryface
Cam Newton +500 (5/1) — The Panthers team photo got the cryface too, but not individually

Steph Curry tweets 
OVER 3.5 (-125, 4/5) — Five tweets yesterday about the Panthers. He also used the Jordan cryface in his tweet!

Social media rant by losing player
NO -125 (4/5)

Social media rant by significant other of losing team
NO -350 (2/7)

Brand with a smart-ass tweet
None — Brands were pretty tame yesterday…

Kevin Hart commercials
1 (-250, 2/5) — The Hyundai commercial

Steve Harvey commercial
YES -800 (1/8) — Yes, T-Mobile!

“Shades of Blue” promos
0 (+300, 3/1) — None! I guess CBS decided we got the point during the playoff games

Inappropriate or racy commercial
Mountain Dew +175 (7/4) — PUPPYMONKEYBABY
Other EVEN (1/1) — Xifaxan…a pink intestine walking around does not sit well! (no pun intended)

Dabbing
YES -125 (4/5) — Betty White for the win!

After the game:

Cam Newton’s post game attire
N/A — “hoodie” wasn’t even an option!

Von Miller’s post game attire more ridiculous than Cam Newton’s
NO +175 (7/4) — Super Bowl champion hat and t-shirt. Nothing too ridiculous!

Uber surge
UNDER 15.0x (+125, 5/4) — 15.0x might have been a bit high…