That time I got sucked into an alternate universe where Donald Trump was president, and how much…
Steven Rouach

You’re making this stuff up. This dystopian alternative reality you describe is not even creatively written. I mean, even the name “Trump”, which means to pre-empt, take precedence over, is not even a believable name for a character. And that Russian guy, Putin? He is a carbon copy of every Bond villain ever screenwritten. Try to be more original next time you want to write some parallel history thing.