FAVORITE QUIRKY ONE LINERS
i’m simply satisfactory at slaving on social skills.
i can bullshit a line but intimacy makes my spine tingle.
“i wanted to be a boy forever,” peter said as he banged his head outside neverland.
the sun has spread the melanin in my skin and now i’m a little more than american.
AA meetings w/my dad at the dinner table, telling him he’s a little shameful.
raunchy talks w/big bruv, hope he doesn’t get sentenced too long.
resting up my writing arm because i only speak about nostalgic stuff.
not to be negative, but nearly every version of me is misunderstood.
sanity is passionately being eaten by vanity.
can i have this soul, you speak of?
i dream of you a thousand times while i’m still awake.
sunburned skin mistaken for sun bathed femme.
i love the sound of pounding headaches after a long day.
why do i seem to be so lonely?