Make Code Great Again
Submitted in a status report from one of my co-workers. Talented chap in more ways than one. Absolute gem:
“I have done many, many things today, great things, the best things, trust me, ok, terrific things. I have done so much in such a short period of time, more than any other Dev, ok, like a well-oiled machine, I drained the swamp of code. I love code, ok. People always ask me about code, it’s fantastic. Let me tell you about code. I do very well with code, ok. No one loves code more than me, BELIEVE ME. Code loves me. We’re going to have so many things in code you are going to get sick of code. The code just got 10 feet higher. I’m very highly educated, I know code, I have the best code. It’s like, take the New England Patriots and Tom Brady and have them play your high school football team. That’s the difference between my code and a Chinese Dev’s code, ok.”
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