‘Delulu’ is the new ‘solulu’
After watching that tiktok about staying ‘delulu’ being the only ‘solulu’ which essentially means, the only solution to majority of our problems is staying delusional. In the lively city of Kampala, where dreams and aspirations intermingle with the bustling rhythm of life, certain delusions have taken root, captivating hearts and minds in unexpected ways. Delusion, as defined by the Oxford English Dictionary, refers to the persistent belief in something false despite clear evidence to the contrary. This is an introspective dive into some of the common delusions that weave through the tapestry of Kampala’s society, shedding light on the human tendencies that shape our perceptions.
“Rich Prince Charming” Syndrome, Picture this: every woman in Kampala convinced she’s destined to marry a rich prince charming who’ll whisk her away on a golden unicorn. It’s like a Disney movie on repeat, complete with a musical score of delusion. And while we’re all for setting high standards, let’s not forget that life’s no fairy tale. Perhaps it’s time to trade the unicorn for some down-to-earth qualities that make for a lasting relationship. “Let me work hard at school for a great job”, Ah, the classic tale of the university degree, promising graduates a one-way ticket to the land of lucrative job offers. Newsflash: the real world doesn’t always play along with this delusional script. Graduating with a degree might earn you a shiny piece of paper, but don’t expect it to magically summon a job offer as soon as you step off the graduation stage. Let’s face it — even Google can’t provide job offers at the speed of light!
Who needs divine guidance and family bonds when you’ve got a GPS and a microwave, right? Wrong! Some folks in Kampala seem to think that they can happily cruise through life’s obstacles without a spiritual compass or the comfort of family support. It’s like attempting to build a sandcastle on a windy day — good luck with that! We’re all for independence, but sometimes a little help from above and a family cookout can be just what the heart needs. Ah, the classic Kampala tradition of marrying within your tribe, religion, or race. Because who needs the excitement of crossing boundaries when you can stick to your own comfort zone? It’s like refusing to try any cuisine beyond your favorite fried chicken joint. Maybe, just maybe, love and compatibility have nothing to do with the labels we place on ourselves. You delusional if you think you get a tribemate for a life partner, anyway stay delusional is the solution.
Get-Rich-Quick Fantasies: Because Why Work Hard? Who needs a steady job when you can hit the jackpot with one grand scheme, right? Kampala’s get-rich-quick fantasies are like wishing for a unicorn that poops gold coins. Spoiler alert: it’s not gonna happen. Building wealth requires more than a sprinkle of pixie dust; it takes dedication, hard work, and a financial plan that’s a bit more reliable than your daddy’s pot of gold. In the land of romantic relationships, the belief that fiery passion alone can sustain a partnership is like hoping a pizza delivery will solve all your life’s problems. Sure, passion is great, but a sustainable relationship also needs communication, compromise, and a dash of common sense. Otherwise, you’ll end up with heartbreak that’s more “ouch” than “ooh la la.”
“They’ll Change After Marriage,” Said the Unicorn Rider, Here’s a gem straight out of the comedy hall of fame: believing that a partner’s annoying habits will magically disappear once you tie the knot. It’s like hoping your pet unicorn will stop eating your socks just because it’s now officially part of the family. Newsflash: habits die harder than disco music! Open communication and acceptance are the real keys to a harmonious relationship. “Better Life Abroad” Illusions: Cue the Comedy, Last but not least, the belief that moving abroad guarantees a life of rainbows and sunshine. It’s like thinking that escaping Kampala’s traffic will solve all your commuting problems. Reality check: life comes with its own set of challenges, no matter where you go. Adapting to new cultures and environments isn’t always smooth sailing — unless, of course, you’ve got a spaceship instead of a plane ticket.
Here we go comrades, the best way to combat these delusions is to sprinkle them with a hearty dose of reality and a pinch of self-awareness.
