Sam NadellIf You Can’t Handle Me at My Worst, Then You Don’t Deserve Me at the Level of Mediocrity That I…Look, maybe this just isn’t going to work out. Sure, we’ve had some amazing experiences together, and I can really see us having a future…Feb 6, 2018Feb 6, 2018
Sam NadellChina Wondering If Now a Bad Time to Reveal Climate Change Actually a HoaxIn the weeks following President Trump’s announcement that the U.S. would pull out of the Paris Agreement and the subsequent dialogue among…Jun 14, 2017Jun 14, 2017
Sam NadellLast Living Polar Bear Really Regretting Voting for TrumpAcknowledging a lack of research at the time of the election and a rash decision based off of emotion as opposed to facts, the world’s last…Apr 6, 2017Apr 6, 2017
Sam NadellDead Guy Starting to Feel Bad for Voting TwiceFollowing President Trump’s claim that three to five million illegal votes were cast for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election and the…Feb 7, 2017Feb 7, 2017
Sam Nadell7 Lesser Known Predictions Made by Punxsutawney PhilWe all know about Punxsutawney Phil’s annual shadow-based prediction for winter, but what lesser known prognostications has the groundhog…Feb 2, 2017Feb 2, 2017
Sam NadellReport: Moms Happiest When Playing 7-Letter Word in ScrabbleA Blue Rock College study conducted on a representative sample of 892 mothers found that playing a 7-letter word in Scrabble results in the…Jan 17, 2017Jan 17, 2017
Sam NadellNFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Fined for Excessively Celebrating Dictatorship He Holds Over LeagueFollowing a record number of fines and suspensions administered this season to football players failing to adhere to strict offseason rule…Jan 5, 2017Jan 5, 2017
Sam NadellNew Species Of Beetle Discovered Just In Time For It To Go ExtinctDescribing the discovery as “incredibly lucky” and occurring “not a moment too soon,” scientists in the Amazon rainforest announced today…Oct 18, 2016Oct 18, 2016
Sam NadellCoral Reefs Beginning to Worry About Survival of Climate ScientistsA group of corals from various global reefs have released a statement today outlining their increasing worry of the survival of rapidly…Sep 13, 2016Sep 13, 2016
Sam NadellNo Injuries Reported From Anesthetic Gas Factory ExplosionA large explosion rocked the Blue Rock Anesthetic Gas Factory this morning, resulting in a gruesome scene of shattered glass, blood stains…Aug 3, 2016Aug 3, 2016