Happy Birthday Baby Jesus!

1. I don’t believe you should get presents on your birthday. You did nothing in the process of being born.
2. You should shower your mother with gifts on your birthday. She did everything. All the pain and suffering was hers. She should receive gifts and cake on your birthday.
3. If I were King of the world, I’d immediately make it mandatory that every birthday is celebrated by gifts and cake for the woman who gave you birth. Of course this means that us men would never receive another gift on our birthday but that’s okay. We still have Father’s Day.
4. Plus if you’re a mother of multiple kids imagine, you’re now celebrating multiple birthdays a year! But you are not exempt from showering your mother with her much deserved gift.

It’s not about who raised who or who took care of who, it’s a birth day. Keeping it simple. On my birthday, I always praise my mother and will push for this change of tradition.

Merry Christmas everyone and thank you Blessed Mary for giving birth to Jesus. You deserve to be showered with praises and cake!