Scam Than NoonLetter to an Ex-GirlfriendThe best thing you ever did was leave me. Our breakup was so unexpected, so sudden, so traumatizing that it forced me to confront who I…Apr 3, 2016Apr 3, 2016
Scam Than NoonIs Your Thyroid Your Excuse?Somewhere around the time the picture on the left was taken, I was diagnosed with Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis. The doctor said that if I…Apr 1, 2016Apr 1, 2016
Scam Than NoonWhat is this #NeverTrump BS?If your partner isn’t winning the trick and you don’t have to follow suit, by all means TRUMP THAT SHIT.Mar 31, 2016Mar 31, 2016
Scam Than NoonPretty sure Captain America: Civil War is going to piss me offNo I haven’t read the comics, so maybe there’s a redeeming feature here, but every time I see the trailers I just get angrier.Mar 8, 20161Mar 8, 20161
Scam Than NoonI won’t be casting a vote in the Presidential ElectionSpare me your bullshit about civic duties and participating in the process. The process is a shitshow and everybody knows it. How else…Feb 27, 20162Feb 27, 20162