Guys: Are we talking to girls at the bar tonight?

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Buzz
Nov 1 · 1 min read

It’s Friday night, it’s the weekend. Time to hit the bars with the boys. Are we going to celebrate by putting ourselves out there, possibly engaging in some reciprocal attention with girls?

“Are you shitting me right now? I do not want to fucking do that. You gotta be fucking kidding me.”

Nahhhhhh. This is us sitting in the corner, keeping to ourselves with the guys.

Photo courtesy of Charlie Riedel / Associated Press

Thankfully, it is officially No Nut November. A go-to excuse, for a whole month, to compensate for having zero ability to socialize. The best month of the year.

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