Available Soon: Historic centrally located DC House
Not a dump — but needs fumigation for noxious-Nazi stench
Now accepting tenant applications for this stunning and historic centrally-located DC house. Fully-furnished and equipped. Large grounds. Centrally located.
Must have experience and references. (Children and pets accepted if they deign to live here. No Nazi sympathizers or Russian puppets, please)
This beautiful property is government owned and should be available soon to the right tenant on a four-year lease provided he/she is willing to respect the dignity befitting a property of this stature.
The house has a long and dignified history going right up until January 20, 2017. It boasts large fenced-in private grounds and a beautiful home office as well as a private heli-pad.
This spacious 55,000 square foot neo-classical stunner was originally constructed in 1792 and is a registered National Heritage Site. The house suffered minor burn damage in 1812 but was fully reconstructed in 1817.
- Full disclosure: George Washington did not sleep here.
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