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A hipster mocking bird. Hmm. I wear blue jeans and a Tweed jacket, carry a Messenger bag for my computer and iPad, and several people have called me a hipster. A hipster in his sixties? Doesn't seem right. As a hipster, do I have to get a weird haircut and let my beard get bushy? Not sure about that, I like my hair and beard close cropped. What are the rules?

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