How ‘bout we have a Jew eating contest?
Jeffrey Field

A Jew eating contest? “Fraid I’m out of practice, it’s been decades since I had a Jewish girlfriend. Besides, my wife would probably object. (She’s like that about sexual interactions with other women.)

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